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Oh I don't want to go to Cub Scout Camp.
Gee, Mom, I want to go, But they won't let me go
Gee, Mom I wan to go home.

Cub Scout Camp! Cub Scout Camp!
the Kool-aid that they give us,
they say is might fine,
But when you try to drink it
It tastes like iodine.

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Cub Scout Camp! Cub Scout Camp!
The Walking leaders that they have therej
They Dare are might vind,
But when we ask a question,
They say GET BACK IN LINE!

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Cub Scout Camp! Cub Scout Camp!
The Nurses that they have there,
They say are mighty fine.
But if you break a finger
They'll break the other nine!

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Cub Scout Camp! Cub Scout Camp!
The staffers that they have there
They say are mighty fine
But when they take their makeup off
They look like Frankenstein!

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