Called myself on the telephone
Just to hear my golden tone,
Asked me out for a little date,
Picked me up about half past eight.
I'm a nut! (click click)
I'm a nut! (click click)
I'm a nut! I'm a nut! I'm a nut! (click click)

Took myself to the movie show,
Stayed to late and said, "let's go"
Took my hand and led me out,
Drove me home and gave a shout!
I'm a nut! (click click)
I'm a nut! (click click)
I'm a nut! I'm a nut! I'm a nut! (click click)