There once was a man named Michael Finnigin,
Hekicked up an awful dinigin,
Because they said he must not sinigin
Poor old Michael Finnigin (beginigin)

There once was a man named Michael Finnigin,
He went fishing with a pinigin,
Caught a fish but dropped it inigin,
Poor old Michael finnigin. (beginigin)

There once was a man named Michael Finnigin,
Climbed a tree and barked his shinigin,
Took off several yards of skinigin,
Poor old Michael Finnigin (beginigin)

There once was a man named Michael Finnigin,
He grew fat and he grew thinigin,
The he died and we have to beginigin,
Poor old Michael Finnigin.