Way down south, where the cotton grows
A cockroach stepped on an elephant's toes.
The elephant said with tears in his eyes
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size."

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A horse and a flea and three blink mice;
Sat on a tombstone eating rice.
The horse slipped and fell on the flea
"Whoops" said the flea "There's a horse on me."

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Way up north where there's ice and snow
There lived a penguin and his name was Joe
He got so tired of black and white
He wore pink slacks to the dance last night.

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